Love Story

When you see anyone,at that time if your DIL mein KUCH KUCH HOTA HAI,then you know you are in LOVE LOVE LOVE...

Jab your DILLAGI kisi se hoti hai tab agar ladki nehi maanti hai to dost bolte hain HASINA MAAN JAYEGI yar,so DONT WORRY...Aur jab hasina maan jaati hai tab your MANN, RANGEELA hojata hai & log bolte hain PYAR TO HONA HI THA....

JAB PYAR KISI SE HOTA HAI, then you know that DIL TO PAGAL HAI....

Jab your LOVESTORY aage badhti hai,then if ladki ke DADDY ko yeh baat pata chalta hai oh tum dono ke MILAN mein PRATIBANDH laga dete hain aur tumhare PYAR ko JURM ka naam de dete hain..and for this your DIL puri tarah se GHAYAL hojata hai...

Then you and the ladki PYAR mein tadap kar, JAB PYAR KIYA TO DARNA KYA bolkar LOVE MARRIAGE kar lete ho..aur tumhare dost ladki k papaji ko bolte hain DILWALE DULHNIA LE JAYENGE ghar wale dekhte rah jayenge....phir papaji apni galati maan kar PRAYSHIT karne k liye tum dono ko GHAR le ate hain...

Aur baad mein tum dono apnedono ladkon ka naam KARAN ARJUN rakhte ho...aur ek din jab tum pyar karne k liye apni biwi k pass jaate ho,to biwi SHARARAT se poochti hai akhir HUM APKE HAIN KOUN??

And this is the end of your LOVESTORY...........

Interview of a Filmy Diwana

Name: Mera Naam Joker
Father's Name: Papa Kehte Hain"Johney Mera Naam"
Mother's Name: Mother India
Brother's Name: Mr. India
Your idols: Sri 420, Shehanshah & Mr.Azad
Your Enemies: Mugambo & Khal Nayak
Best Friends: Raja Hindustani & Krish
Favourite Actor: Krantiveer & Badshah
Favourite Actress: Aradhana, Sita aur Gita
Hubbies: Filmy Gossips
Aim: My aim is to be a Joru ka Ghulam...

Feelings:
About Love: You know about love by seeing all the romantic pictures of Bollywood..

Your Thought: I thought that everyone should try to be Hero No.1,Coolie No.1,Anari No.1 or something No.1...

What is friendship: Better you know it by seeing Dosti or Yarana....

Life & Marriage

All the world is like a stage & each day is a little life & our life is conflict with nature...
And true love makes this conflict a real rose...

Life is the gift of God,it is the stage upon which,we have to represent our own performances...
Life is a journey of soul,a long one & we have to decide about it.
We have to make this journey so sweet & good, 'coz there is nothing so great as life....

If life is the journey of our soul,then marriage is the junction point,which helps us to achieve our destination.
Marriage is a state,a legal relationship between a husband & wife,in which two different persons,their ideas,likes,dislikes & everything combined successfully...

Strike

Piaja rate badhigala,
Hela striki.
Aaloo rate badhigala,
Hela striki..
Pilae aama dele slogan,
Dhari maiki...

Patha ra matra badhigala,
Hela striki.
Chakiri matra kamigala,
Hela striki..
Pilae aama dele slogan,
Dhari maiki...

Darama jebe kamigala,
Hela striki.
Bonas jebe namilila,
Hela striki..
Pilae aama dele slogan,
Dhari maiki...

Sabu katha re jetebele,
Hela striki.
Pila tharu budha jaye,
Kale striki..
Saraga ru debata gana,
Suni asile dhainki...
Pacharile pilanku se,
Kana striki,arre kana striki?????
Kahinki karucha sabu kathare,
Tame striki????

Pilae sethu kahile sehi,
Debata mananku.
Gandhiji para sikheichanti,
Ambha mananku..
Kara strike,dhara mike,
Tebe tume paiba bike..tebe tume paiba bike...
Tenu ame karu strike....Tenu ame karu strike.......[:D]

-:Gotie Paga Mane Mane Gapa:-

Agyan mane oligi.....[:D]

Adhika nuhe ki kam nuhe,kichhi barsha purba ru mora chari jana nadia bhanga mane mane sanga thile ma, aapana bujhuthibe je...Semane hele: Hagura,Mutura,Sutura o Oluram..
Charihen paraspara ku na dekhile, bahut bhala bhaba re ruhanti......mane aapana kan bhabuchanti semane kali karanti boli na kana!! se bhali jamaru bhabibeni ma , mu tike maja karuthili na........................................

Pratyeka nka ra naa ra beeparita diga re semane kama karanti.
Prathame ama hagura ku neunahanti, tara 2 ta mane mane mala nishkasana hue nahi, ta pakharu sarbada sugandhita atara ra sumadhura basna nirgata hue, aau kejani kahinki, mane mu agyan janini... loke sabu ta thu 200 gaja dura re thia hei katha huanti....[:D]

Ebe niantu aama mutura ra katha,tara madhya sehipari bilkul pipe fiteni, mane mane mutra nishkasana hueni...Tenu sehi bichara ti pani ku sanchaya kari rakhi masta bada pahilban heichi...Se agyan ete balaban je, mu agyan sata kahuchi..michha boli bhabibeni ba; han kan kahuthili ti se ete balua je aapana khali hata mariba baki achhi, se aapana nka upare gali padiba...mane ta aapna bujhuthibe je...[:D]

Ebe niantu aama sutura babu nka katha...naa ti sina sutura mane mane sutura giridhari, kintu kama re purapuri kotara giridhari...Se kintu bahut desha seba kare; karana heuchi se pani bahut banchae, 10/12 dina snana soucha nakari......[:D]....Ahuri madhya sunibaku pauthili je se kale bahut kanjus..ete kanjus je kale ta diharu mali tike bi kahaku dieni(kale se mali re kie lux,cinthol sabun sabu kari pakeiba).....................[:D]

Aapana ta barttaman suddha mora purbatana trimurtti mane mane tridev mane mane tini bandhu nkara gatha gudika sunile.....ebe tike suniba huantu mora chaturtha bandhu nka ra gatha.......Agyan bore heuchanti ki!!!!! jadi heuthanti tahele pilis eskus karidebe.....[:P]....kan aau karibi aapana mane nija ra sumukha gudaku dyas khaila bhalia karithile ta sethipainee suneibaku badhya heli naa.....[:P][:D]...

Hau ebe sunantu ama oluram nka katha....eei babu jana nka tike samastanka thu bhadra...mane mane tike super.....ta mane nuhe je purapuri ma.......babu oluram heuchanti kintu tanka naa ra pura beeparita...se ete buddhia je buddhi gudaka khali tanka aaga pachha heuthae...khali jaha tanka dui kada mane mane sahari bhasa re side re buddhi nahi.....[:P].....Aapana jadi taku pacharibe to bapa naa kan?--se kahiba Gojabayani o maa naa pacharile se kahiba--Mard...[:P].....Khali etiki nuhe agyan jadi aapana taku tara patha padhiba katha pacharibe, se kan kahiba jananti......se aapana nku Shahrukh Khan,Amir Khan aadi nkara pura khandan o aagata bigata sabu suneidaba...[:P]....Tenu agyan sabadhan thibe, aapana nka habuda re jadi kebe se pade, tebe anurodh karuchhi, baanrei dei chalijibe.......[:D]..

Hau agyan etikiru samapta karuchhi,bahut bore kari sarilini....jadi kichhi bhul bhal mane mistake ma (mistertake nuhe) heithaye tebe esskuss karidebe....
Hau rahuchi,daya kari ragibeni mane mane angry hebeni ma, jadi raguthanti tahele aau duita lanka khaidebe, raga ta upashama heba...[:D][:P]...


(Iti)
"Paduram Giridhari
mane mane Padura".....[:D]

Dhani Kie(Who is Rich)??

Aaji aama samaja re tanka,paisa,suna,rupa ityadi dhana sampada ebam khyanike dhani heba ra durbara pipasa praya samastanku grasha karichi.
Ehi prasanga re gote prachalita katha achhi:-
"Abe parashu,jabe parashu,
Babu parashuram,
Paisa kya nakare kaam.."

Bastaba re dekhajauchi eei samaja re tanka jeun chamtkarita sabu dekhai paruchi,hueta swayam bhagaban bi taha karibaku samartha hebeni.Tenu eei samaja re bhagaban nka prati astha o biswas dina ku dina kami jauchi,ebam taha eehi tanka,paisa rupi bhagaban nka pachha re hin kendribhuta heuchi.Dhana hoichi aaji samastanka ra eka matra dhyana. Aaga kala re jana nku dhani hebaku hele gyani hebaku paduthila,kintu aaji kali olata,ebe gyani hebaku hele dhani hebaku paduchi....

Kintu jeeban re bastab sukha ku paisa dei kini hue ki????????
Jadi kini huanta,tebe aaji ra manushya mane ashanti madhya re gati karu nathante.
Eehi sambandha re bhagabat premi mane kahichanti je:-"Bichara manushya ti Bhagaban nka ra anabadya srushti, tenu eka dibyananda paribesha ru jaata manushya ti swabhabatah ananda premi,kintu eei ghara sansara ra jada maya re se prakruta ananda paiba ra bata tiku bhulijaichi."

Eehi pariprekhi re aadhyatmabadi mane kahanti je pila tie jete bele bhuprustha re matru garbha ru nipatita hue, setebele se kuan kuan kari ati jor re kandi uthe, eehi kuan kuan shabda ra bastaba artha hela:-"me kahan,me kahan..."......setebele sehi shishu ti aakula kantha re param pita nku prarthana karuthaye,"he prabhu,tumara sei chiranandamaya paribesha ru mote bichyuta kari keunthi aani fopadi dela?kahin tama ra sei amruta prema ta ethi milunahi prabhu,tuma bina gotae muhurtta bi ethare banchiba mo pakhya re asambhaba, tuma pakhaku mote aau thare ferai nia prabhu."......Bastaba re ehahin heuchi eka nabajata shishu ra bikala krandan ra gudha rahasya....Ehi bhali bhabe shishu ti kanduthila bele tara parijana mane anandollassa re mati thanti, kintu bujhi parantini je shishu ti kana painee kanduchi....Eha hi heuchi eka adhyatmabadi o eka jadabadi madhya re tafat......

Kintu sehi parama daradi bhagaban shishu ti ra eei bikala krandana bujhi paranti,kintu jetebele pareekhya painee pathai sarchanti eei sansara ku, pareekhya sariba purbaru ferai nebara aau prasna uthena. Kebala shishu ti ra samayika trupti painee puni thare tanka ra sei param prema ku sakara karanti matrustana kheera dhara re..Ehaku pana kari shishu ti kichi dina painee bhulijaye tara sei kakhyachuta jantrana ku. Tapare pareekhya ra bela pakhei ase..Indriya mane jagruta hoi uthanti eei manisha tiku karagata kariba painee..Sansara ra maya sabu aste aste taku grasa karibaku lage...

Krame tara dibya chetana lopa heijaye,bhulijaye se tara srashta ku,sei amruta rajya ra amruta maya paribesha ku..Hele bi keun abachetana mana re tara lagirahithaye,sei amrutananda ra pralepa..Ateb ei sansara re se jete dina banchi rahe kebala sei ananda ra sandhana re hin byakulita rahe....

Kintu abata re jai prati muhurtta re hatasha hue,mareechika ku jala bhabi sara jeeban daudi bare lagithae sata hele tara daudiba ra anta hue nahi...Mana ra daridrya ku dhana ra prachurjya re mentibaku shata cheshta kale suddha daridrya kebe menti parena,karana mathia ku jala re sina purna kariheba kintu paban re ta nuhe......

Ateb emiti hoi jeeban deepa ti shesha re libhijae,hele bichara eei manisha ti prakruta sukha ebam ananda paiparena..
Tebe ethi prsna uthe tahele eei andha douda ra anta kebe sambhaba???????
Ehara uttara re etiki kahiheba je prakruta sukha painee jeeban ra dhara ku antarmukhi karibaku padiba.
Bhoga jagata re dhani hebara ichcha ku parityaga kari bhaba jagata re dhani hebaku padiba..............Tahele jane nischita bhaba re anubhaba karipariba jeeban re prakruta sukha,shanti kana ebam eei sansara re bastaba dhani kie?????????

Lets discuss some more about the Recession

The global financial and economic crisis keeps getting worse. A couple of weeks back the giant Citibank had to be bailed out with several hundred billion dollars in cash and guarantees from the US authorities ("Citi never sleeps"�but apparently its management dozed off during some crucial decisions last year). Last week America reported November job losses of more than 530,000, the biggest single month figure since 1974, taking the US unemployment rate to 6.7 percent, the highest in 15 years. The US, Eurozone, UK and Japan are now officially in recession, in the sense of having experienced two successive quarters of negative growth. Several analysts predict that the rate of contraction of the US economy in this final quarter of 2008 may be at an astonishing annual rate of 4 to 5 percent.

Similar pessimism pervades the other two largest economies in the world: Europe and Japan. There is enormous uncertainty about the depth and duration of the current global recession. But the majority of expert opinion now concedes a substantial likelihood that this will be the worst recession since the Great Depression of the 1930s.
Both the severity of the financial crisis and its massive collateral damage to the real economy have confounded the optimists over the past year. Quite often, experts claimed that "the worst of the financial crisis is behind us", only to be bush-whacked by the next big bail-out or credit seizure. Equally remarkable, and much worse in impact, has been the speed at which the cumulating financial crisis has throttled real economic activity since summer 2008. The rapid onset of recession in industrial (advanced) countries has clearly overwhelmed the forecasting abilities of many institutions, including the IMF. As recently as July this year, the IMF foresaw the world economy growing at 3.9 percent in 2009, advanced economies at 1.4 percent and developing countries at 6.7 percent. By early November (just four months later) these forecasts had been slashed down to 2.2 percent, minus 0.3 percent and 5.1 percent, respectively.
The global economic recession has taken its toll on the Indian economy that has led to multi-crore loss in business and export orders, tens of thousands of job losses, especially in key sectors like the IT, automobiles, industry and export-oriented firms. It has also shaken up the investment regime, which is being restructured, with the telecom sector likely to be declared off-limits for foreign investors.
Although the next two years or more are expected to usher in a difficult phase for the national economy, there are silver linings still amid the dark clouds looming on the horizon. The stimulus package unveiled by the central government should boost exports, especially to the Gulf states, which are still awash in petro-dollars, even if the oil prices have plummeted from $142 to $42 within six months.
Restrictions on exports of food, textiles and construction material to the Gulf have jacked up the prices there. Easing on export curbs should be welcome news to some 30 million people in that region. The scope and size of the export market to Saudi Arabia, the biggest market in the GCC, will be discussed later in this article.
Before the crisis erupted, there were more than 1500 software firms in the country, while the employee base of the sector had grown to 553,000 (from 415,000 in FY 06). More than 1300 IT companies were operating in Bangalore alone.
This sector has been adversely affected by the global crisis-a fact acknowledged by Bangalore-based Infosys Technologies Co-Chairman, Nandan M. Nilekani. He believes that even though the tech sector would see the impact of the economic slowdown in terms of growth rate, the IT industry will continue to grow and recruit manpower.
As for the IT industry, Nasscom had initially projected a 21-24 per cent growth rate for the current financial year, but the software association revised it downward in the wake of the global financial meltdown. Nasscom will complete the ‘review process’ of the FY09 export growth targets, sometime in December.
Similar was the projection of Infosys, when it lowered its dollar revenue guidance for FY09 by six percentage points. It now expects revenue to be between $4.72-4.81billion. “There is a global scenario which is unprecedented and it will have an impact on everyone. But the IT industry has demonstrated time and again that it is resilient enough to deal with these challenges,” said a Nasscom spokesman.
But for now heads continue to roll in the IT sector. In February this year, Tata Consultancy Services (TCS) had asked about 500 employees to leave due to non-performance. Patni Computer Systems (PCS) has already laid off around 400 employees, or nearly 3% of its 14,800 workforce, on the same ground, while IBM Corp. followed suit in the case of 700 freshers. Wipro, the country’s third largest IT exporter, is considering firing 3,000 employees over performance-related issues.

Now I am telling you a real incident heard from one of my friends:-

Mark (name changed) wanted to outsource some of his development work. A typical outsourcing process starts with bidding, where companies from different cheaper countries including India would bid for projects. He asks one of his manager (An Indian abroad), to take a look at the different bids and choose the cheapest one. After looking at the bids, our Desi manager goes speechless!
The bids received from Indian companies are almost equal to hiring a team abroad and getting the work done! getting the similar work done from countries like Brazil and Mexico is so cheap that they are quite comparable to an amount a typical Indian would spend during casual shopping or when they go out for a party with friends!
The reasons for this are quite simple.
Rupee appreciation (although negated in last couple of months) against the dollar plus Increasing salaries. The services companies are forced to bid higher and higher, in order to maintain margins or at least prevent lay offs, not to mention the hiring process has slowed down to the core.
There are confirmed reports that IT budgets in a number of industries in the US and UK, have been nearly halved. A number of Indians in the US have been sent back, after project cancellations, lay-offs etc. Recent survey from Reuters has also proved the recession that we all are going to witness. The report also says that unlike the previous one, which lasted for just 8 months, this one is expected to last longer.
On one hand, even though some services companies are happy for the fact that they have managed to increase their H1B pool, this recession may literally suppress all this happiness straight!

Here is another interesting view for you:-

One of my friend Kumar (name changed) a typical software engineer in a services company in India is happily welcoming this recession. Even though, this might appear strange, he has some strong points behind. He says, just like US Houses price drop, we are likely to see a price drop here as well. (How in the world an IT guy will be able to pay back huge home loans if his job has no future!). Prices of other commodities are also likely to come down, most of them partly inflated because of IT (Auto fares?).


It will be interesting to see what strategies our services companies adopt to overcome recession and also stay profitable at the same time. Let us wait and watch.

Recession

In economics, a recession is a general slowdown in economic activity in a country over a sustained period of time, or a business cycle contraction. During recessions, many macroeconomic indicators vary in a similar way. Production as measured by Gross Domestic Product (GDP), employment, investment spending, capacity utilization, household incomes and business profits all fall during recessions.

Governments usually respond to recessions by adopting expansionary macroeconomic policies, such as increasing money supply, increasing government spending and decreasing taxation.

Some recessions have been anticipated by stock market declines. In Stocks for the Long Run, Siegel mentions that since 1948, ten recessions were preceded by a stock market decline, by a lead time of 0 to 13 months (average 5.7 months), while ten stock market declines of greater than 10% in the DJIA were not followed by a recession.
The real-estate market also usually weakens before a recession. However real-estate declines can last much longer than recessions.
Since the business cycle is very hard to predict, Siegel argues that it is not possible to take advantage of economic cycles for timing investments. Even the National Bureau of Economic Research (NBER) takes a few months to determine if a peak or trough has occurred in the US.
During an economic decline, high yield stocks such as fast moving consumer goods, pharmaceuticals, and tobacco tend to hold up better. However when the economy starts to recover and the bottom of the market has passed (sometimes identified on charts as a MACD ), growth stocks tend to recover faster. There is significant disagreement about how health care and utilities tend to recover. Diversifying one's portfolio into international stocks may provide some safety; however, economies that are closely correlated with that of the U.S. may also be affected by a recession in the U.S..
There is a view termed the halfway rule according to which investors start discounting an economic recovery about halfway through a recession. In the 16 U.S. recessions since 1919, the average length has been 13 months, although the recent recessions have been shorter. Thus if the 2008 recession followed the average, the downturn in the stock market would have bottomed around November 2008.